Thursday, October 6, 2005

I Love To Eat Pussy, Too


Lauren writes:
Okay it is 4am. I am sitting on the subway steps waiting for the uptown C. The D comes and this guy is running to catch it, he says, "You aren't coming on?" I said, "Not on the D." He walks back towards me, "Oh Sweetheart...I love to eat pussy." I look him in the face, in awe. Wishing that my cell phone was charged so that I could practice my whip and snap technique. But of course I was not able to give him a proper holla back.

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