He Just Couldn't Hold It

This is another patron at Vintage on his way out. "Oh no Sir, no, um you aren't allowed to pee at the bar" are words I never knew I would have to say. I turned to get a drink for this customer and when I turned back, his penis was out of his pants and he was attempting to straight shoot with his urine into the trash can behind the bar. The manager said it is very hard for guys to stop the stream once they've begun. So it was very impressive how quickly this streamliner got his pee pee back into his pants and got escorted onto 9th avenue He marked his territory and he's out roaming around. Carefull you could be in his stream. And this pisser proves when you gotta go you gots to go.