I Like My Ass Too, But...

Walking up Madison Ave at 32nd Street, dude start walking right behind me and my friend.
"Nice, nice."
My friend and I ignore him.
"Niiice."
I turn around.
"What did you say?"
"I said I like your ass."
"Don't say stuff like that. I don't like it."
I take out my camera, he keeps grinning and being dumb. I take a picture but he turns his head.
So I take another one.
"Check out your picture online. HollaBackNYC!"

Tard.

Submitted by Anna.